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Maryanne. Uni student. Canadian.

A multi-fandom mess and it's just progressively getting worst.

Watching: Suits | Elementary | Hannibal | Sleepy Hollow | Castle

The Parting Glass

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

make me choose: stranger-mcdanger asked Pocahontas or Mulan?

when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. — Kurt Vonnegut  

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

thechamberofsecrets:

it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s

space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world

me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want